Mildly crude, maybe a little mean but this is the word of truth!
So we launched a new website today after approx. 9 months and one rescheduled launch (no really; this is real).
So a little humor is in order. We know its not exactly professional but sometimes the world isn't about being politically correct. If you get it, you get it.
If you don't, please read this post about website performance and what you need before all else in a website: When is a Website Fast Enough?
Once you see it, you cannot un-see it.